Gay Diva Assassins

Oh boy did I have this odd dream about very flaming Gay and Lesbian Diva Assassins. Everyone in the group was obsessed with hair, makeup, nails, and killing people as quickly, cleanly and efficiently as possible. They were full of all kinds of interesting weapons concealed on their hair, nails, make up, and all over their various bright and sequenced garments. It was very entertaining. My role in the dream was as an ally to the assassin group and they would sometimes call on me for my acting and infiltrations skills to gather information needed for a kill. Because I am Bi and not gay I couldn’t really be a part of the team but I could help and sometimes had to sleep with someone to get the information sought after. For the first time ever Timmy was in my dream as another consultant and his job was to create distractions. To be a distraction he had to play the role of a very drunk gay guy who was ruining his house by turning it into one giant bubble bath and singing at the top of his lungs while sitting in the bubbles.

I tend to have some pretty weird dreams but this one I felt like writing down. It was pretty cool. One poison was hidden in a lipstick designed to be harmless to the wearer with certain precautions but so very deadly to anyone else all you had to do was touch the same side of a card with your lips or skin during a game of suck and blow that it would kill you in seconds. Of course the lipstick was purple. It took about 7 steps to apply properly for it to work its best. I had no idea I Timmy would be in my dream for the first time but if a drunk guy had to be singing at the top of his lungs to create distraction I am sure glad that it was Timmy’s voice I was hearing. He totally rocks! I may be seeing him tonight since I am my sis ride to the club and we both should be there. Once again I will be the designated driver so once again he will have to keep the water flowing but he has always been so very sweet and kind about the fact that I do not drink. Timmy is a very great and talented bartender and a wonderful guy altogether. I am so glad he was a nice surprise to have in one of my weird dreams.