Galactic Nanny

This dream is weird because I work for the Official Intergalactic Social Security Agency or OISSA. Which sounds like a noise you may make during a face palm for yourself that doesn’t quite come out right. It isn’t just one building of course but is an entire planet that houses all of the departments within the Agency. I work specifically for the one that provides the Nannies. I had to go through a whole bunch of cultural sensitivity training and then a Secret Service like type protection training program and then I was dispatched out to watch over four alien royal kids that looked and behaved like humans. Well I guess not too weird of a dream yet right? It gets better.

Of the four alien kids two were girls and two were boys they were all around age ten and half the time they were all perfect little angels and the other half they were little terrors hell bent on destruction. The good news was I knew how to handle them so when I was around everything for the most part went smoothly. Then the royal family got the bright idea that their kids were all of a sudden perfect and a cheaper nanny could now watch over them so they switched nannies with their neighbors whom they had heard could use some help.

So I am now the nanny of the neighbors of the royal family alien kids. As soon as I got in their house I heard the parents complaining and bitching about how the royal family’s nanny was such a lazy ass horrible and luck nanny to have it so easy with such perfect kids to watch over. After hearing about 20 min of their bad mouthing of the royal nanny I went to them and said loudly that I was that nanny and if you truly feel that way then I will be going back there without helping them at all.

So I get back to the royal alien family dwelling to find it in total chaos! The kids have run amuck and taken over everything much to the horror of the nanny I switched with and the royal parents. They had no idea how to fix it or calm the kids down or anything. Everyone was freaking out since they were messing up the whole planet and thus their whole race which could get them all killed if not handled properly.

They see me and on their faces I see fear with a small twinge of hope now that I am there. They never thought much about me or know how I do what I do but I was about to show them my true worth. I went over to those kids, put on my fiercest “Mom” face, adopting the whole persona of “you-are-in-hot-water” mannerisms making it very clear to them without a word that I mean business and they better fall in line real quick or face much worse of a punishment then they were already in for.

They knew real quick why I was there, what I expected from them, and that there was no way they were going to get away with anything and I didn’t have to say a thing since they had known me as their nanny for quite some time by now. As soon as they were back in their beds as little angels I showed and assured them how much I care for them and went to have a chat with the adult royal family who brought this on themselves and could use a nanny of their own at times.

They sent me to the agency planet to teach at a conference for nannies for a weekend and when I got there it had expanded. I didn’t think there was room to expand on that planet but somehow they found a way to build up and down further for what they needed. I was supposed to help change and enforce some new intergalactic policies in the child care department. Instead I ended up getting lost.

While wondering around I kept asking random aliens for directions. Use your imagination for how each one looked since mine went too haywire to describe them much more than to say that they were colorful and very odd. I made many friends, had a few conversations that were interesting at the time anyway. Then I got to the fertility portion of the planet. I peeked in as I was passing by an office just to see what I might see since I just so happen to be here while lost. What I saw in one office was an evil looking female alien thing mixing together stuff in tubes, beakers, and peetry dishes. Then she combined everything into one long straw like tube. She went into another office where a lady was waiting to be implanted with a baby of her own to have. That evil lady put her tube thing into a surgical opening in the other lady’s abdomen then put a spell of some kind on her so she would think she was just implanted as planed when really she was hiding, nurturing, and protecting the evil lady’s offspring. Evil lady planed on fleeing to a safer place then finding a way to come back and finish incubating the fetus herself when she got the chance.

I wasn’t sure if I should speak of what I witnessed or not and if so then to who and who could I trust? Would telling put me or the royal family I was watching over in any danger? I decided to first keep looking for my destination and if an opportunity presented itself then I would do something about what I saw. I was also hoping that what I saw would not hurt the royal family if I just kept my mouth shut. I had no way of knowing her intentions other than the ones I already knew since it was my dream.

I passed by many other departments, made more friends, asked more directions and in the middle of either getting more lost or finding my way I woke up.