Hot Chicks Cause Trouble

I was entering a coffee shop and one of the waitresses in the tiny place looked like a real Super Model whom I do not know the name of but somehow found her way into my dream. I wanted her real bad as soon as I saw her. Somehow I instinctively knew she was into both guys and girls so I went to her boss and asked her how I could possibly land myself that really hot waitress woman.

She told me that many have asked her that same question in so many ways but she liked the look of me and for some reason decided to give me some tips on how to win her over and let her decide what she thought of me. So every day I would go to that coffee shop and receive instructions on how to look at hot chick, when to turn my head in her direction and how, different walks to grab her attention so the goal was to get the waitress to notice me and come to me for a possible date instead of me out right asking her out.

I felt I was being sneaky luring her to me instead of just going directly after her but then there was this lonely nice guy across the street that I met as I was walking out of the coffee shop and for some reason I gave up my own pursuit of the hot chick and started to coach him on how he might get the girl everyone wants. If I was awake I would have slapped myself silly at the thought of giving up such a woman.

One day while I was coaching him I saw this old, ugly, evil Witch who comes out of the basement and kidnaps the hot chick for her slave and bound them magically together so the poor hot chick couldn’t get away or betray the witch in any way no matter what.

I then got upset and decided to once again bring back the use of the tremendous magic powers I rejected and stuffed away in myself years ago swearing never to use again. I quickly got into that basement, took the girl away from the Witch to set the poor thing free, then bound the Witch herself to me as my slave. The hot chick was very grateful and we became best friends. The old ugly Witch was forced to serve us coffee and tea when we wanted and was punished by the magic bond if she even thought of betrayal. I made that evil thing cook and clean for me and lived happily ever after…until I woke up that is.